February 2012
14 posts
My dad flips channels and up comes a black screen and info for “TEENAGE LESBO SEX MANIACS”
In organizing my contact this morning I accidentally called everyone. Oopsie
ughhh i can’t sext in spanish
I was excited that we have rollout next week because I thought I’d be working…instead I have 20 hours and an on call shift….isn’t my new job supposed to be doing rollout and stuff???
I always forget that just because I’m awake doesn’t mean the rest of the world is too so I should probably stop texting people at 6 am.
when it rains, it pours at boberan manor
Is it too much to ask for the UPS man to ring the doorbell instead of tossing the package at the front door?
I c r y actual tears every time I watch a diva in concert.
That was a flawless cinematic masterpiece
Sexting in Suburbia
I wish I had a toaster oven so I could warm up my corn muffin for breakfast.
January 2012
23 posts
I wonder what my dental records say about me
Walk of pride tbfh
I just discovered rice that we forgot in the rice maker for 3 days. oops
i have such anxiety over having to go to jury duty tomorrow
I hope I get a bubble butt from doing yoga
So this guy I almost hooked up with in the Ikea parking lot the other night is a little obsessed with me and told me like 8 times I should model I was like grl pls. But then today he said he’d talk to some friends of his and find me an agency so I was like okay. I mean if I don’t have to do any of the dirty work I mean why not.
sf recording my homemade music video for unbreak my heart tomorrow.
i prefer older men because they can take me to dinner and sweet talk me before getting in my pants tbh
I wanna be a video hoe
I wish I had a toaster oven. I’d be making grilled “cheese” all day.
Toast + warm peanut butter+ chocolate chips + maple syrup & Wendy Williams. Just what I need.
I’ve done inventory 3 times in the past year. This sucks. I hope it goes fast and we get out before 4 am. It’s not like there is any product in the store…
i’ve been kind of mean lately. this time of year is always hard, but i just need to suck it up and not take it out on everyone else, because i can get excessively nasty.
December 2011
7 posts
I’m going to start working on my art again. It’s therapeutic. I hate Christmas and this whole season but today while working on my art I felt a little less shitty! I’m an artist!
i was going to go to the gym today but i’m sf making donuts in my new donut pans instead.
I told my manager I have to wake up at 4 to get to work by 6 tomorrow. So he said okay so you’ll stay til 11 tonight. Oh…….okay…..
one thing i love about my new job is that customers compliment me every day.
November 2011
12 posts
What’s with the drunk ice cream social my neighbor needs to have at 1am??
I’m so glad I’m home but I don’t want to go to work tonight at all. I think I need to find a different new job.
I had a dream the other night that Bridget Marquardt was doing porn and I was absolutely devastated and cried for her.
I wish Kelly and Michelle kept their real names for show biz. Tenitra, Kelendria and Beyonce as Destiny’s Child would have been hot.
